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Friday, June 09, 2006

Nintendo to Buy Apple, Release LuigiPod

With a spike in funding from venture capitalists riding the prospects of a successful launch of the Wii console, analysts predict that Nintendo is preparing for a non-hostile and kind of cute takeover of Apple Computer, Inc.

Accountants dressed as Mario, Luigi, and Princess Toadstool were spotted leaving Apple headquarters in Silicon Valley, accompanied by their attorney dressed in what looked to be a non-threatening Kirby costume.

Analysts suspect that the long-awaited next gen iPod has been put on hold so that it can be rebranded as the Nintendo LuigiPod, alongside the slightly smaller YoshiPod.

The new MP3 players will likely be brought under the Nintendo pricing strategy and sold for $49.99 and $19.99 respectively.

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